Women Spill the Tea on The Most Obnoxious Messages People Have Slid Into Their DMs

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    Posted by u/bassistmuzikman ♫ 26 days ago Women of Reddit, what's the worst line someone has slid into your DMs with?
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    MissMist Maid . 26 days ago "Hey girl, i'm gonna give you the abcd's... I give you: • A, cos you're Amazing •B, cos you're Beautiful •C, cos you're
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    ● • C, cos you're Confident and this D, cos you Deserve it" and then the second message is a dic pic
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    BaconDragonn. 26 days ago Junk mail is the worst.
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    ThankYouKessel · 26 days ago That was actually shaping up as a good one until the second message
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    Agitated_Substance33 26 days ago Im gonna give this one a D, for Delightful
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    bbybeefalo 26 days ago . "show me how them .... fart"
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    ItsKendrone · 26 days ago This is amazingly terrible
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    BlacktoseIntolerant 26 days ago I have been staring at this comment for like fifteen minutes and I still cannot figure out what the is happening.
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    bbybeefalo 26 days ago It has haunted me for years.
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    BoysenberryAwkward76. 26 days ago He asked me if my birthday was X date, I said no, then he said that was the birthday of his dead mom and he wanted to make sure I wasn't her reincarnation
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    MendedZen 26 days ago Makes sense. You can't be too careful.
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    hartsfarts 26 days ago If I had a dollar for every time I dated my mom's reincarnation.
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    supimp 26 days ago "Wanna sit on my face while you play Mario Kart?" Can't make that up.
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    supimp 26 days ago More like Mario Kart 69 lol
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    supimp 26 days ago For real though: I think he said Mario Kart for Wii O Needless to say I turned down his "generous offer”.
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    sonofthebat2099 . 26 days ago Not a woman but my wife got a message from a coworker saying he was deeply in love with her and they could run away together. She responded with this is highly inappropriate and I am uncomfortable. He then
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    responded with I would drag myself through a mile of broken glass just to have one night with you. I gotta give the guy props that's a dedication to a woman you barely know. My wife reported him to HR and he quit shortly after. I wonder if
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    shortly after. I wonder if he's still around creeping out married women.
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    simplyrelaxing. 26 days ago i would drag my through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie
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    _hootyowlscissors. 26 days ago I said I have zero upper body strength and arms like noodles. Dude DMed me like "arms like noodles, huh? you're exactly my kind of girl!"
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    Divide-By-Zer0. 26 days ago In fairness he might have just wanted you to advertise for his used car dealership.
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    bittyberry 26 days ago Some guys are attracted to girls with minimal muscle tone. They regard them as softer or something.
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    _hootyowlscissors 26 days ago. edited 26 days ago Guess they like their women the way they like their veal.
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    SmartAlec105. 26 days ago Can you blame him for trying to get the spaghetti limbed woman of his dreams?
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    anon-acc-84729 · 26 days ago Not a woman, but one time a guy slid into my Reddit chat asking about stuffed animals. He was weirdly persistent and was asking about if I sleep with them so I think it was a kink thing

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